Welcome to the ultimate songbook! There are songs and parodies for every occasion! From the holidays to politics to math to Frozen to etc. etc.etc., these songs are guaranteed to brighten your day!
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Donald Trump takes Hillary Cli...
Hi all! I, for this memorial day, have decided to make a tribute to all veterans! I myself am a veteran, fighting in the great Math wars, The continuing War Against the Imperials, who my brother dubbed his minecraft forces who, believing that he owns all and everything in our minecraft game, has launched relentless attacks on my Minecraft cities(see my book: Kingnatanopolis: A Photo Guide) I am also an important figure in the battle against the vile Parentopians! Shallow as I am, I'd still like to say thanks to all veterans!!! (If you are a veteran, that's really cool, let's chat)
(Sing to Battle Hymn of the Republic)
Our veterans are awesome, our veterans are great!
they saved us Americans from pretty bad fates!
Of course some people didn't help like Nixon did with "Watergate"!
Thanks 4 what you did!
You saved from the Nazis, you saved us from the Soviets!
You saved us from the south Asian communists! (I know terrible rhyming but let's see you do better)
you saved us from the Islamic terrorists! (somewhat)
Thanks 4 what you did!
You died to save our freedom, and what's-
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Donald Trump: freedom? I thought I abolished that!
Barack Obama: No, I already abolished it!
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Obama: oh yeah, well I still abolished freedom first! And shredded the constitution, replacing it with Obamacare (clever name, right?) There's nothing you can do that won't HELP the country!!! I win!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (re-re elect Obama)
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Me: >-< uh....... isn't helping the country the GOAL of the presidency?
Trump: No, the point is Cake @ trumptower while watching the pretty scenery of New Yoik going up in flames IT'S 9-11 AGAIN! VOTE TRUMP!!!
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Me: -_- oy. .................................. You should HELP the country if you're elected, Mr. Trum-
