Rudeolf the fat-fat reindeer,
had rolls of flabby fat,
oh, and he also has a red nose,
but nobody cares about that!
Rudeolf the fat-fat reindeer,
was also quite rude as you can see,
that's why he's called Rudeolf,
I think he was named aptly!
Rudeolf the fat-fat reindeer,
went around calling everyone names,
and that's why he was excluded,
from all of the reindeer games!
Then one smoggy Christmas eve, (what, you thought that was fog)
Santa came to say:
"Rudeolf, two of my reindeer are unsuitable for flight,
since you weigh more than both, I need you to ballast the sleigh tonight!
News reporter: " Last night Santa crashed into Gutenberg tower in Amsterdam. "
And all the reindeer loved Rudeolf,
as they shouted out with glee,
"Now there's no more Rudeolf,
'cause he went "down" in history!"
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