Me:
I'd like to let you know that yo never catching me!
I won't submit to your evil reign of terror you see.
I'll put an end to your wicked, wretched dynasty!
I'm gonna throw you in the fire so that yo gonna burn, burn!
(refrain)
Because, math, yo don't add up!
You always bring me down, and yo never bring me up!
Mathematics, I can"t count on you!
You are evil and despicable too!
Math:
You think you're so cool, you think you're so smart,
then I'll bring my buddies: biology and art!
History, chemistry, and also Language arts,
We'll work together to t-tear you apart!
You think you're shrewd, you think you're sly,
then what's X divided by Y?
What is the product of 65 and pi?
I'm gonna bring yo down, and that's no lie!
While yo brain is slowly getting fried ,
my power's slowly being multiplied!
You think you can handle algebra, but then there's geometry,
and later on, I'll finish you with you with trigonometry!
We'll hit you with biology, chemistry, astrology,
Together we're gonna make m-make yo brain burn-burn!
(refrain)
Math you see, always adds up!
I'm gonna bring yo down while pushing me up!
Math, yo see, is yo destiny!
You can count on me, to ruin your dream!
(math laughs)
Now get to work, boy! Ah ha ha ha ha haaa!
(I "accidentally" drop math book in river)
Me: "oops!"
But, while I thought I'd seen the last of math, little did I realize that my days were numbered...
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