(Party time!)
Crappy birthday to you,
you smell like a shoe,
that was soaked in garlic,
and rubbed with dog poo!
Crappy birthday to you,
glad that I am not you!
You're a big fat hairy loser,
ask anyone, it's true!
Crappy birthday to you,
I'm all like "woo hoo"
I'll shake my maracas,
and toot my kazoo.
toot! toot! toot! shake-a shake-a shake-a! toooooooooooooot!
Crappy birthday to you,
yeah, I "like" ya, too!
can I please go now,
I've better stuff to do!
Crappy birthday to you,
I gotta go to the loo!
something's not sitting right,
perhaps it's the stewwwwwwww!!!
(gets kicked out of party)
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Merry Parodies! A Collection of (funny) Songs!
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