Welcome to the ultimate songbook! There are songs and parodies for every occasion! From the holidays to politics to math to Frozen to etc. etc.etc., these songs are guaranteed to brighten your day!
In This Book:
Donald Trump takes Hillary Cli...
(In a response to the legal issue the surrounding last song, the Trump legal team has given me two options. Write a Trump-Praising song in my next chapter, or have a wall built around my house. I chose A, so here we are)
Me: (unenthusiastically) Vote for Trump. Vote for Trump.
All other candidates are chumps.
Trump's head is nearly bald,
but bald would be better than his current hair failapalooza, and-
Trump: No no no! That's not how to do it, you bozo! First off, I love my hair. Second, restart this! I don't like it's "essence"
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Me: -_- ok... (unenthusiastically) TRUMP, TRUMP, VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU BOZOS.
HE LIKES CHOCOLATE COCOA. EVERYONE ELSE IS A BOZO. HE WILL WIN AND BUILD A WALL. BUILD A WALL. KILL OUR TRADE. THAT'S WHAT TRUMP WILL DO SO VOTE TRUMP HE WILL TRUMP HIS OPPONENTS. O HIGH AND MIGHT-
Trump: That's the most ridiculous song I've ever heard! Let me do it!
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Trump: (starts beatboxing)
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TRUMP, TRUMP, VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU BOZOS!
I LIKE CHOCOLATE COCOA!
EVERYONE ELSE IS A BOZO!
I WILL WIN AND BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL! <====== o_0 that's the same thing I did!
