(Finally! Revenge on Elsa and Anna for their &*^%$#$ songs! Revenge for "Let it go!" ) (Album: The Frozen Truth) (Artist: Muzic by KingNatan)
Do you wanna kiss a chipmunk,
or watch some movies rated R,
I don't think they're bad, they just,
leave an emotional scarrr! (that'll last forever)
Do you wanna kiss a chipmunk,
or play around in snow or sand,
or maybe we can oogle over
the latest new boy bannnnd! (Love ya, Ringo)
we used to be so happy,
but now we're not,
watching my underwear flyy!
nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk
Do you wanna kiss a chipmunk,
.......... 0_o..... ok, byee.... ( walks away)
yesssss!
(years later..)
Do you wanna kiss a chipmunk,
or maybe we can lick a horse,
why can't you understand me,
do I have to speak in morse????
Do you wanna kiss a chipmunk,
or yodel way off key...
or maybe groom each other's zits,
'cause I sure have got plenty!
(several more years later)
Do you wanna kiss a chipmunk,
'cause I am super bored,
you really better reply fast,
before I yell (censored)!
Do you wanna kiss a chipmunk,
or maybe smell each other's feet,
or maybe instead of singing this %^&*,
we can (pauses) dance to a real beat...
(hip hop starts playing)
LET'S ROCK THIS PLACCCCCCCCEEEE!!!
YEAH!!!!
(MUSIC)
(servant runs up)
Servant: Everybody, run! It's an EARTHQUAKKKKKEE!!!
Anna: Uh, that's just the boom box DJ KingNatan 1 brought. Doesn't it sound great?
Servant: (listening) Oh. My. GoshYESITDOES!! THIS...THIS IS G-GOOD MUSIC!! NO MORE CRUUDY FROZEN SOUND TRACK!!! OPEN THE DOORS!! OPEN THE GATES!!! WE'RE FREEEEE!!
(servants joyously open the gates and windows)
Anna: For the first time in forever...
Everybody: DON'T SING YOU'LL RUIN IT!!!
Anna: Oh, yeah.
(Everyone joins in singing "Dynamite" )
Anna: DJ KingNatan, you have saved our country! I must repay you!!)
KingNatan: Your silence is enough, ma'am.
Anna: No, more must be done! How about I make you a real king?
Kingnatan: That'd be great!
Anna: ALL HAIL KINGNATAN THE FIR-
Clasmus the Coldhearted: You'll do nothing of the sort! (holds sword to Anna's face)
Anna: Elsa! With her powers, she can stop you! ELLLLLSAAAAAA!!!!! HEELLLLLPPPP!!! EELLLLLLLLLSSAAAAAAA!!!!
(meanwhile on a mountain somewhere...)
Elsa: Let it go, let it go...
Anna: 0_o
(and thus Clasmus the Conqueror and his Gogog armies occupied Arindale and that's how KingNatan isn't an actual king.)
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