Epic Rap Battles of The Holidays!
Ebenezer Scrooge!
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Santa Claus!
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Begin!
Ebeneezer Scrooge:
I'm Scrooge, yo!
You're Screwed, yo!
It's not about the give,
It's all about the take!
It's not about the real,
It's all about the fake!
So don't bother with this
corny little Christmas charade,
'cause the only thing that matters
is the money that you make!
I'm Scrooge that's
S-C-R to the O-O to the G-E!
That's me!
I'm makin' that money!
More than you ever see!
I kick it with my raps like I kick dirty peasants,
but I'm afraid your fate's gonna be even less pleasant!
I'm going to dissect you with my rhythm and my rhyme!
And victory, (like my money) soon shall be all mine!
Santa Claus:
You made a big mistake to try to oppose
me, I'm the king, I'm one of the pros!
Yo think it's all about fake but I'm about to get real!
The only fake thing I see here is your attempt at prose!
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