Merry Parodies! A Collection of (funny) Songs!

1k Rads!!! (Or: I need an editor) Sung to the tune of Hapy Borthd;yy

                 Hip hip hooray!

My book has 1k!

I toot my happy kazoo,

and go yay! 

Now let's celebrate!

I brought ice cream and cake!

but the clown that I hired

forgot the right date! (he thought it was May 4th but I said May 22nd, how can someone mix that up?)

But I still got entertainment,

and that's no lie!

Unfortunately,

it was this guy!     (look away children)

Now I'm getting annoyed,

what's up with this jester?

He's trying to entertain us

by making obscene gestures! 

Now the party's ruined,

I wish it would just end!

But not only is it still going,

but the guy's brought his friends!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sobs)

WHY IS IT THAT VERY TIME I DO SOMETHING NICE LIKE THROW A PARTY, SOME JOKER ALWAYS RUINS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

The Joker: Did someone call?

Everyone(except the "entertainers", who are beating each other up and swigging very adult beverages):   0_0   >o<   0o0 

The kids (After their parents shut their eyes): >_<

Me: No

The Joker: Meh (goes off and starts swigging adult beverages)      

Me:  ............ >_<   why??? why???? I just wanted to celebrate 1000 reads! (starts sobbing and curls into fetal position cuddling teddy bear in the chocolate fountain)

Kid: Why are you crying?

Me: (ignore nosy child as I sink into the chocolate)

Kid: o-o   (dips strawbaberry popsicle into chocolate)

(Several hours later I eat my way out  from the now quite hard chocolate)  

Me: great.. everybody left... SIGH......

Wally from Wally's Wrecks: Not everyone!

Me: 0_o Whet the merry parody are u doing here???!?!?!?!?

Wally from Wally's Wrecks: 

In a bad mood? I've got a deal that'll cheer you up! How'd you like to pay only $20000* for a "New" Ferrari (in 1978[at best]All taxes and rates apply)

Me: OH BOY $20000* FOR A NEW FERRARI??? O MY GOSH THAT DOES CHEER ME UP I'LL TAKE IT!!

Wally(whispering to himself) plus taxes, fees, payments, taxes on fees, fees on taxes, taxes on payments, payments on fees...(chuckles gleefully)

Tune in next time for the thrilling episode: "Boy was I ever a sucker (like stealing candy from a baby)"