Heil Sandersovichkleinrussia (sung to America the beautiful)

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  Prelude:

                    After taking over the United Sanders Socialist Republic, (formerly the United Districts of Panem and the United States of America) Bernie Sanders came to me and my friends, DJ Schnitzenhound, TheFlyingMinecart, FattytheDwarf7, and Snarkytrollface( I know some interesting people) at our bachelor pad and said:

                    After taking over the United Sanders Socialist Republic, (formerly the United Districts of Panem and the United States of America) Bernie Sanders came to me and my friends, DJ Schnitzenhound, TheFlyingMinecart, FattytheDwarf7, ...

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Au fraggenzchapper ach bien Sochbuur! Ich van kopper; joch ulf frakstien!

Me: uh, Bernie? You're in German mode! Switch to English mode please!





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Bernie: Is this better?

Me: not much What did you do you crashed the server!

Bernie: Yes whatever anyways I have a task for you and your friends!

FattytheDwarf7: what is it?

Bernie:

Bernie:

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