This is my first non-christmas parody! Enjoy!
Me:
I won't submit to thee,
you evil math,
o'er all these years I've faced
your evil wrath!
I won't submit to you,
as hard as you try,
you won't kill my mind,
though my brain you've fried!
(refrain)
The Commmmmplicated mathematics is theeerrrrree!!
Inside the textbooks!
Math:
Though I don't yet have you,
I'll have you not forget!
My power over you,
grows stronger yet!
While everyone else is done,
I'll make you stay inside!
And while everybody else plays on,
factors you'll divide!
The cooooooommmmmmplicated mathematics is there,
inside your mind!
Me:
Your numbers can't scare me,
so leave my brain!
You have no power over me,
Math:
Yet I cause you pain... (stops singing)
NOW DIVIDE THIS AND STAY STRONG YOU #$%&*!!!!! ( throws problems at me)
Me: (singing)
My forces are weakening,
I can't resist!
I'm afraid that I'm doomed,
if this persists!
Math: (not singing) BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!! I WIN! I WIN!! I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!I WIN! I WIN!!- (I throw math textbook into fire)
Math: XP
Me: No, I win! Thank goodness that's ove-
Mom: Natttttttttttttteeeyyyyyyyyyyyyypiiiiiieeeeee!!!! Time for Mattttttthhhhhhhhhh Correecccccccccttiiioooonnnnnnnsss!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: -_- ................................ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(writhes in agony)
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