Merry Parodies! A Collection of (funny) Songs!

I love money (sung to baby)

(Ok, I don't know if it's actually called baby, but it's by Justin Bieber and it's annoying. I hope you recognize it and sorry for any inconvenience. Oh, and YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MISTER PRISON BOY!!!!! and one more thing, apologies to anyone who actually likes Justin Bieber. )

I do not love you,

I do not care!

I now love money,

get out of my hair!

You heard me right,

I now love sin,

True love will never ever ever ever win! 

and I am like 

(refrain) 

Baby, baby baby, oh,

Please baby baby baby go!

Get away from me, ye who has no money,

you can only purchase my love with gold ,

So

Baby, baby baby, oh,

Please baby baby baby go!

Baby, baby, baby please know,

I don't love you anymore, more

(verse 2)

I love you money,

I love you so,

I must have you,

oh please don't go!

nobody takes any money from me,

not even for charity! ,

and I am like

(refrain)

Baby, baby baby, oh,

oh baby baby I love you so!

I don't mean you, girl, I was talking to the cash,

which I'll add to my humongous stash!

So

Baby, baby baby, oh,

Please baby baby baby go!

Baby, baby, baby please know,

I don't love you anymore, more!

(rap)

When I was thirteen,

I made my first buck!

Oh how I love money so, it is everywhere I go,

if I lost some that really suck!

I hate you, girl, can't you see?

My new love is money!

My love's now all about, what is in my bank account,

so if you don't have any money then you're worthlessssssssss!!!

(girl stabs singer with coin)

girl: YOU'RE worthless!