[Scrooge is decorating for a Christmas party while the kids play around]
1st verse:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la!
Tis'-Hey kids! stop your foolish folly! fa la la la la, la la la la!
Stop or you'll ruin the Christmas bash! fa la la, la la la ,la la la!
No! NOT NEAR THE CHRISTMAS-CRASH!!!!fa la la la la, la la la la!
(not singing anymore)
(Scrooge)Ok, that's IT, buster!! Come here, tiny Tim!!!!!
(ensemble) fa la la la la, la la la la!
(Scrooge)Wha? but I'm not singing!!!!!!!
(ensemble)fa la la la la, la la la la!
(Scrooge)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !! You!!!(points at tiny Tim)YOU DID THIS!!!!
(ensemble)fa la la ,la la la, la la la!
(Scrooge) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (starts chasing tiny Tim around the room)
(Tiny Tim bumps the projector)
4th verse:
(Scrooge) AAAA!!! Look what you did! You bumped the projector!!! Now the slides are all wrong!!
2nd verse:
(ensemble) fa la la la la, la la la la!
16th verserserserserserse
(Scrooge) (broiling with anger, chases tiny Tim around the room, bumping into decorations and food tables)AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(ensemble) We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry-
(Scrooge) MERRY CHRISTMAS???!?!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!! (Lunges at ensemble)
(Christmas party is ruined)
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