Doughnut Love( whatever tune you want)

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 (ok, let's take a break from math for a little while and focus on Valentines day with this ditty!)

It happened in the bakery one day,

Cupid happened to be flying my way!

He wanted to find a woman for me,

'cause I was much too lonely!

He shot me with one of his love darts!

He shot another at a lovely gal for me,

but something happened and Cupid missed, 

instead hitting a certain creme-filled pastry!

(refrain)

And I, I fell in love with a doughnut!

Yes, I was in love with a doughnut you see!

Yeah I, I'm in love with a doughnut!

Why, why, does Cupid hate me?!?

I, I'm in love with a doughnut,

it's a really, really odd feeling you see,

when you're, you're in love with a doughnut,

and I think the doughnut loves me!

(music)

(verse)

I took the doughnut home with me!

I took it back from the bakery!

It looked so amazing,

So delicious and creamy!

Why does Cupid hate me so?

to make me fall in love with a lump of dough!

I don't know where this relationship will go,

Yes I really truly don't know!

(refrain)  

Yeeeessss, I'm in love with a doughnut!

IIIIIIIIIII don't know what's wrong with me!

There's goooooooot to be a way to fix this! 

Oh wait, there is! (eats doughnut) 


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