(Me, anna, and the entire population of Arindale have been imprisoned in the Gogog camp)
KingNatan: Ok, let's get a song started-
Gogog Guard: Shuddup you dirty spawn of a sea gherkin!
Me: but, we need to sing! This is merry parodies! Our readers need a-
Gogog: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE OUR PRISONERS!!! YOUR JOB IS TO WITHER AWAY AND DIE!! NOT SING!!! SO SCREAM IN AGONY YOU HAIRY MARSHMALLOW!
Me: WHAT did you just call me?
Gogog Guard: A HAIRY MARSHMALLOW!!! SING NOW YOU WIMP!!!
Me: OH YEAH??? WELL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COCKLE-SHELLED COWARD! A BEAN-BRAINED FAT LOSER WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!!!!
Gogogs: INSULT-FIGHT! INSULT-FIGHT! INSULT FIGHT!!!
Gogog Guard: OH, IT'S ON! YOU'RE A DUMB DONKEY WITH LIVER FOR A HEART AND STUFFING IN YOUR BRAIN!!!
Me: Feh! YOU'RE a pretty pretty princess girly-girl who is an insult to your fellow ladykind!
Gogog Guard(who is male): YOU DARRRRREEEE! YOU'RE SO WEAK, YOU COULDN'T FIND TREASURE IF YOU WERE STANDING ON IT!!
Me: YOU'RE so weak, you can't lift up a beach ball
Gogog Guard: YOU'RE SO DUMB, YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NIGHTAND DAY!!
Me: You're so pathetic, you watch Frozen for fun!!
Gogogs: ooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Gogog guard: YOU'RE THE DRUNKEN SON OF A TAX COLLECTOR WHO EATS NOTHING BUT GLUE AND OVERCOOKED GREEN BEANS AND DRINK NOTHING BUT BEER AND DIRT!!!
Me: THEY SAY IT ISN'T OVER 'TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS!!! WELL SING, FAT LADY!!!
Gogog Guard: 0_0
Anna: uh, this is getting pretty ridiculous can't we just escape?
Gogog Guard: SAY THAT TO MY--- (pulls down pants)
Me: that's gross. >_<
Gogog Guard: YOU'RE SO DUMB, YOU COULDN'T FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS PRISON IF WE LET YOU GO 10 FEET FROM THE GATE!!!!!!! (grins with confidence)
Me: Care to test that theory?
(and that was how the valiant KingNatan 1 escaped from the vile Gogog camp.)
(I sing happy song)
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