(This song was written from a Christian kid's moral standpoint) (Not referring to anyone's books in particular)
My parents want me to read a book,
they say it's good for me!
They say video games will rot your mind,
but books are God's gift to humanity!
But that book there has a bad word,
it's immoral and the plotline's absurd!
if books are so great like I've heard,
then why are some of them so mature?
But with video games,
at least the ones rated E,
they're a lot more likely,
to provide a more wholesome experience for me!
(refrain)
See, this is why I play video games,
a lot of books out there are bad!
some might swear and cuss without a care,
consider these mom and dad!
This why I like to play Nintendo,
instead of hitting the books!
Because some might have nasty content inside,
despite how it looks!
(verse 2)
Would you rather have me building cities on Minecraft,
or reading a book called "&^%$ Zombie Bloodbath?
Which one do you think is the least moral?
Well I think it's the book about the subject math!
Please don't fill me up with monsters and mates,
people relying too much on magics and fates,
give me video games before it's too late!
Don't make me read these books that are second-rate!
(refrain)
See, this is why I play video games,
a lot of books out there are bad!
some might swear and cuss without a care,
consider these mom and dad!
This why I like to play Minecraft,
instead of hitting the books!
Because some might have nasty content inside,
despite how it looks!
(but I'm mature enough to see PG-13 movies)
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