Hetalia Ask a Nation Panel

Food Eating Contest!!!!!!!!

Okay, you guys, your question from @Unimaginablethoughts is... 

Who eats the quickest?

America: I do, obviously!!!

Russia: Lies, I can eat faster than you. 

Korea: No way, I eat the fastest, da ze!!

Turkey: Oh yeah?!

Greece: I bet I can eat faster than you.

Turkey: Nuh uh!

Greece: *nods*

Turkey: *sticks tongue out* 

Denmark: Aw, come on guys, clearly this King of Northern Europe right here eats the quickest!

Hungary: *rolls eyes* No, I'm pretty sure I can eat faster than any of you guys.

Prussia: Pffttt, you? You're a girl! 

Hungary: *hurls frying pan at Prussia* So?! Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't eat a lot!!

Guys...

Everyone: *argues loudly*

Hey, everyone... 

Everyone: *continues to shout at each other*

*shrieks*

Everyone: *stops and turns*

Oh, so now I have your attention. Okay, you guys should have a food eating contest!

Finland: That sounds fun!! Can we all participate?

Of course!! The more the merrier! Besides, we need to finish all of the food by today. Leftovers are... 

Estonia: They're okay, you know?

Yeah! What Estonia said! So, are you guys ready? 

Poland: Like, totally~!

Okay... *whisks curtain away and reveals a mountain of food* Whoever is the last one standing wins! On your march... get set... go!!!

Everyone: *jumps into the pile of food and quickly begins eating*

*ten minutes pass*

Out: Italy, Japan, France, Austria, Belarus, Bulgaria, Canada, Hong Kong, Iceland, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Monaco, Norway, Prussia, Sealand, Seychelles, Spain, Switzerland, Taiwan, Ukraine, Wy

Lithuania: *runs off to bathroom*

Are you gonna be okay, Liet?!

Lithuania: Y-yea-- *chokes*

Poland: Oh my gawd, Liet, you alright?! *runs after him*

Disqualified: Poland 

China: Ai ya, I feel sick, aru!

Belgium: *finishes donut* Nice dinner, but no more food for me!

Disqualified: China and Belgium

Finland: Estonia, are you okay?

Estonia: Don't worry, I'm fine.

Finland: We can drop out if you want.