Prussia!!
Prussia: What?
Arizona has a message for you. *plays video*
Arizona: Yo, Prussia! I challenge you to an Awesome-Off! Whoever wins gains the title of the Awesomest Person in the Whole World! *laughs* Take the challenge if you're not scared! *cackles* Come on Gillbirtt, let's go! *pulls penguin away*
Prussia: Kesesese~ Of course I'm not scared! Where is she?
Arizona: *flies through the window* Right here!
Oh, come on, I just fixed up the place after I crashed through the ceiling!!!
Arizona: *laughs* Oops.
Anyways... I'll be the judge to determine the winner! Are you guys ready to debate?
Prussia: Yes!
Arizona: Pft, I was born ready!
Ready... go!!!
Arizona: Anything you can do, I can do better, and awesomer!
Prussia: *scoffs* Yeah, right!
Arizona: I can do anything awesomer than you!
Prussia: No you can't.
Arizona: Yes I can!
Prussia: No you can't!
Arizona: Yes I can!!!
Prussia: Anything you can be I can be awesomer! Sooner or later, I'm awesomer than you~
Arizona: No you're not.
Prussia: Yes I am.
Arizona: No you're not.
Prussia: Yes I am~
Arizona: No you're not!
Prussia: Yes I am, yes I am!!! I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.
Arizona: Well, I can shoot a sparrow with a bow and arrow!
Prussia: I can live on bread and cheese! It's true.
Arizona: *gasps* And only on that?
Prussia: Yep~
Arizona: So can a rat.
Prussia: Anything you can say I can say softer!
Arizona: Pft, I can say anything softer than you!
Prussia: *whispers* No you can't.
Arizona: *whispers* Yes I can.
Prussia: *mumbles* No you can't.
Arizona: *murmurs* Yes I can.
Prussia: *murmurs* No you can't.
Arizona: *mumbles then screams* Yes I can!!!
Prussia: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
Arizona: I can drink it quicker... and get even sicker. Bluh.
Prussia: I can open any safe.
Arizona: Without being caught?
Prussia: You bet! *grins*
Arizona: *laughs* That's what I thought, you crook.
Prussia: *glares* I can jump a hurdle!
Arizona: I can wear a girdle!
Prussia: I can knit a sweater.
Arizona: I can fill it better~!
Prussia: I can do most anything!
Arizona: Can you bake a pie?
Prussia: *grumbles* No.
Arizona: Neither can I~
Okay, stop! I think I have determined the winner...
Prussia: I won, right?
Arizona: No way! I did! Right?
Well... I believe... both of you won!!!
Prussia: *gasps* There can only be one, though!
Arizona: Yeah!!!
Sorry guys, you are literally tied as most awesome. You both have the same amount of awesomeness running through you!
Arizona: Eh, I guess that's okay.
Prussia: Yeah!
Now, Arizona, go home! I have to do the next part!!
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Ask a Nation Panel
FanfictionCome one, come all! Welcome to the Hetalia Ask a Nation Panel! "What is it?" you may ask. You get to ask ANY Hetalia nation ANY question you want! Sound fun? Well come on, let's get the questions cranking! (Please direct all of your questions to...
