Hetalia Ask a Nation Panel

Cod Wars aka England and Iceland (with Mr. Puffin)

Dear nations,

England, I am so mad at you! You never even wished me a Happy Birthday, and you're my bro! Never mind, screw you! Well, not actually screw him but... never mind!

Iceland, why won't you call Norway "big brother?" I mean, you're lucky you have a brother that even cares! Ice, you have mood swings like a girl! It's like you constantly have periods.

Mr. Puffin, how's it like to be taken care by a tsundere jerk? Oh, and why do you talk like an Italian mobster?

~Melanie

*laughs* You guys sure are popular! Okay, England, go!

England, I am so mad at you! You never even wished me a Happy Birthday, and you're my bro! Never mind, screw you! Well, not actually screw him but... never mind!

England: ... Oops. Well, Happy late Birthday, Melanie. 

Do you even have a present for her or anything? 

England: Uh... no? 

*sighs and shakes head* 

Iceland, why won't you call Norway "big brother?" I mean, you're lucky you have a brother that even cares! Ice, you have mood swings like a girl! It's like you constantly have periods. 

Iceland: Well, I don't want to call him big brother.

Norway: But why? 

Iceland: ... Because... I have reasons, okay? A-and I do not have mood swings or periods!!! *frowns* 

You certainly are hot-blooded.

Iceland: I do have geisers and valcanoes, you know.

True... 

Mr. Puffin, how's it like to be taken care by a tsundere jerk? Oh, and why do you talk like an Italian mobster? 

Mr. Puffin: Well, it's pretty tiring but ha! Who cares? As long as he gives me food, I'm fine!

Iceland: I'm not tsundere or a jerk... 

Really?

Iceland: Duh. *blushes* 

Well, that's that~! Oh yeah, the second question!

Mr. Puffin: *shrugs* Tch, it's just my way of talking! I blame Iceland for me getting this speech style! That lil punk.

Iceland: Shut up...