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Dear Nordics...

Oh, hey, it's an all-Nordic question!!

America: What? *pouts* Boo!

Denmark: Sweet! What is it, what is it? 

Okay, from @toadcakes...

Iceland, Norway, and Denmark, I believe when everyone was asked if they had a crush on anyone, you three never answered. So, do you have a crush on anyone? 

Iceland: Nope. I've never liked anyone and never will.

... I get the feeling you're lying.

Iceland: I-I'm not, honest!

Mr. Puffin: Oh, that kid is definitely lying, all right.

Iceland: Shut up, Mr. Puffin.

Aw, come on, please tell us?

Iceland: ... Oh, fine. It was... *mumbles something* 

Who?

Iceland: *whispers incoherent words* 

Iceland, speak louder!

Iceland: *sighs* It was--

Norway: Some girl he met at school. He had a sweet little crush on her, but sadly she found a boyfriend that wasn't him.

Iceland: I could've said that myself.

Norway: You were mumbling.

Iceland: ... Whatever.

So, Norway, who's your crush?

Norway: I would say no one, but then you would pressure me. 

What's your answer then?

Norway: A woman I was attracted to a long time ago. She was killed in action.

O-oh... hey, Denmark, what about you?

Denmark: Well, I like all ladies!

*stares*

Denmark: Ahh, it was a gal I met at the bar!! She never told me her name, but I thought she was cute! *sighs*

I see, the three of you are/were all attracted to mortals, correct?

Norway: Basically.

That can be a problem when you live forever... *sighs sadly* Well, Sweden, Finland, and Sealand, here's your question!

Sealand: I'm included too! Awesome!! *cheers*

Ladonia: ... *sits in a corner* 

Sealand: Sorry, Ladonia, but you're a computer!

Ladonia: Sh-shut up!! *cries*

Sealand: Oops! *closes laptop quickly* 

*shakes head* Well, here it is!

Sweden, Finland, and Sealand, are you three like a family? You know, since Sweden adopted Sealand and Finland is his wife. And would that make Finland Sealand's mom and Sweden Sealand's dad?

Finland: I suppose you could call us a family? Sealand every once in a while calls me mama, so... yeah.

Sealand: Sweden is scary though!

Sweden: Hm? *stares*

Finland: *flinches and laughs nervously* Um, to answer your question... we're kind of a family and yes, that would technically make me Sealand's mom and Sweden Sealand's dad. 

Sweden: Yeah.

*claps* Awesome! Nordic session is over now, though. Boo!! Stayed tuned, and let's hope I don't die! Bye guys!