Old Stories of Raising Colonies

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Dear nations,
Spain! When you raised some of the states, did they like you?
France, when you raised the countires in Africa, did they like you?
England, did the thirteen colonies actually like you before they kicked your butt?
--FloboeMaster

Ooh, this is all about childhood and how well parenting went! I wanna hear! *smiles and then whispers* Denmark is a bad caretaker.

Denmark: What?

Oh, nothing. So, Spain, tell us!

Spain! When you raised some of the states, did they like you?

Spain: I'd like to say that they liked me, but nope! *laughs* They hated me! Sometimes, I think Texas would throw tomatoes at me from above. 

Any other tales?

Spain: I slipped and flew out the window once. They locked me out of my house! 

Oh my gosh.

Spain: Mm, and that's all! 

France's turn! 

France, when you raised the countires in Africa, did they like you?

France: Hopefully they did~ 

Did they?

France: Seychelles liked me! Right, Seychelles?

Seychelles: *shrugs* You were ok. 

France: ... Ohonhonhon~ See!  

Any horror stories? 

France: Non.

No?

France: Oui.

Okay... *looks at him suspiciously*

England, did the thirteen colonies actually like you before they kicked your butt?

England: Virginia certainly disliked me.

*hissing in the distance*

England: Massachusetts was... I don't know... 

Um... 

England: ... Yeah... *shifts awkwardly*

Right... anything else?

England: No.

You guys are all boring!! Okay, except for Spain, because at least he had stories!!

England: America... dumped my tea in the ocean... all of my supplies... 

France: Serves you right~

England: Shut up, France!!

*retreats slowly into the dark*

*loud arguing and sudden things flying in the air*

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 02, 2013 ⏰

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