Hetalia Ask a Nation Panel

England's Eyebrows, Hugs, Bullying, and Opinions

Melanie: *crashes through the ceiling*

*screams* O-oh, hi Melanie!

Melanie: Hi... again. You guys really need a door, I mean seriously, I nearly broke my ribs!!

Th-there's a door right there? *points to big double doors* 

Melanie: ... Anyways, I'm too lazy to write, so why not just come here? Ok, brother England, I will screw you up if you don't let me touch your eyebrows. I will shave them off, if you don't. Also, I was wondering if you would spend my birthday with me, you know, since you're my brother.

England: Didn't your birthday already pass?

Shush, England. 

Melanie: So, will you? Please? 

England: Well, I suppose. You are my sister and all. 

Melanie: *smiles* Thank you!! 

Oh, Melanie, would you like me to throw a huge party for you and invite all the countries? 

Melanie: Eh, I don't know... 

That's alright, take your time deciding! Hey, England, so are you going to let her touch your eyebrows? 

Melanie: I will screw you up if you don't, just mark my words. 

England: ... Oh, fine, I suppose. 

Melanie: Super! *starts feeling his eyebrows* Wowwie, they are super thick! 

England: Hey, shut it!

Melanie: Just sayin! Why are they so big and bushy and thick? Wow! 

England: I was born with it... 

America: Omg, can I feel?! *jumps on England and pokes his eyebrows* Heh, caterpillar. 

England: Get off me!! *shoves off* 

*laughs nervously* 

Melanie: Um, Iceland, can I have a hug? Please?

Iceland: *shrugs* ... I guess. *slowly walks over and twitches* Um. 

Melanie: *hugs him* 

Iceland: *reluctantly hugs back* Okay, you can let go now. 

Melanie: *releases hold* Everybody, I um, need advice, since you're pretty good at it. There's this group of teens that's been bullying me. *tears up* Should I sock them in the face or no?

Hungary: Excuse me? People have been bullying you? *cracks knuckles* Why I-- 

Wait, Hungary, calm! Not yet. We can all go later, the people are in favor of "yes." The "no" can just watch and be back-up. So, should Melanie sock them in the face? Yes or no? 

Yes: America, England, France, Russia, China, Australia, Belarus, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Prussia, Romania, Sealand, Seychelles, Romano, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Turkey, Vietnam

No: Italy, Germany, Japan, Austria, Liechtenstein, Ukraine

Italy, Germany, Japan, Austria, Liechtenstein, and Ukraine. You all said no. Why?

Ukraine: W-well, I just think there could be a better way to solve this then violence... bullying is terrible, and no one should ever get teased!

Liechtenstein: I agree. Couldn't Melanie tell someone those certain people are making fun of her and abusing her? I believe that should work.

Japan: Violence is never the answer... 

*sighs* That's agreeable, bu--

Prussia: No way, we should totally beat them up and teach them a lesson!

Lithuania: Yeah! Bullying is wrong!

Finland: No one should be mean to other people.

Romano: Those b@$#@*%$!!! I'll beat them to a pulp, I swear. 

Melanie, we're all here for you, okay? We'll go with you to punch them. Do you have anymore questions?

Melanie: Yeah. Alrighty, last question for now. What do you think of me? Be honest, I won't bite or anything... *laughs* 

*casually makes two categories again* Okay, what do you think of Melanie?

Smart, awesome, funny, sweet, kind, amazing, radical, cool, lovely, ect.: America, England, France, Russia, China, Australia, Belarus, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Prussia, Romania, Sealand, Seychelles, Romano, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Turkey, Vietnam, Italy, Germany, Japan, Austria, Liechtenstein, Ukraine

Other: 

We all love you, Melanie, dear! 

Vietnam: Yes. 

Switzerland: I have a gun. 

*smiles* We're here for you, Melanie! Ahh, time to kill some meanies!! Everyone, grab a weapon!!