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Love Interests, France, and Eyebrows

You guys have more questions! What fun, right?

Everyone: Woo hoo. 

A girl named Melanie has a video of her asking the questions! England, France, Norway, Denmark, and Iceland, step forward! Well, here are the questions!

*cackles* England, bro, I have a question. Do you ever shave your eyebrows? France, why does "the place where the sun doesn't shine" shine for you? I mean, wtf?! Norway, I heard that coffee is addicted to you and it's your one true love~ Am I correct? Denmark, do you like Norway? Cause a lot of people ship NorDen/DenNor. Icy! Do you like Hong Kong? You know, cause HongIce. Okie dokie, that's enough for now! Hasta la Pasta~

Everyone: *stares at the five waiting for them to answer*

Well?

Denmark: Can you replay that one more time? 

*sighs* I guess I can pause in between the separate questions. *restarts video* 

*cackles* England, bro, I have a question. Do you ever shave your eyebrows?

England: Wh-what kind of question is that?!

A personal question that you have to answer.

England: *sighs* Yes, I occasionally trim my eyebrows but I don't completely shave them off.

America: Wow, no wonder why it's still a gigantic bush!

England: Shut it, America! Bloody hell... 

France, why does "the place where the sun doesn't shine" shine for you? I mean, wtf?!

France: Ohonhon~ Because love! I love everything that is beautiful, and you are too, my darling. I see the good side in everything! Except for England, but that's because he doesn't have a good side!

England: Why you--

Nope, nope, calm down!!

England: I will murder you in your sleep.

France: I dare you!

*facepalms* I guess I can't stop them. Next question!

Norway, I heard that coffee is addicted to you and it's your one true love~ Am I correct?

Norway: Why would coffee be addicted to me? Coffee isn't alive. Coffee is object. Coffee's preference is beans. Yes, I suppose I do like coffee a lot, but... my one true love is butter.

Norway, you're ruining the ship!! 

Norway: ... What?

Nothing~ Carry on~

Denmark, do you like Norway? Cause a lot of people ship NorDen/DenNor.

Denmark: Yeah, of course I like him! He's my friend!

Norway: I am not.

No, Denmark, they mean like like.

Denmark: As in... ?

Are you in love with Norway?

Denmark: Pft, no! Hey, what does she mean by "a lot of people ship NorDen/DenNor?"

... *whispers* Oh no, they're becoming self aware!! *clears throat* Well, uh... humans, like me, like to pair you guys up with each other. For example, some of us "ship" USUK, GerIta, PruHun, SwissLiech, ect. 

Denmark: So people like to put me with Nor?

Basically. 

Denmark: *laughs* Well, I don't love him!

Norway: Good, I hope you don't. 

Icy! Do you like Hong Kong? You know, cause HongIce.

Iceland: No... I mean, I guess he's a friend? I don't even know if we're friends.

Hong Kong: Eh, like, sure we are, I suppose.

Iceland: But no, I don't like him in a romantic way.

*laughs nervously and whispers* No, you're not supposed to be aware we like to ship you boys with boys!!! *yells* Give us more questions! Bye guys!

Everyone: Byebye.