Hetalia Ask a Nation Panel

Lovely Songs

Oh, boy!

Everyone: What?

Virginia has a huge question for all of you, so have fun!!

Virginia: *steps out from behind plant and giggles* Okay, what song makes you think of someone special? *winks* For me, the songs Euterpe and Departures from Guilty Crown make me think of Latvia~!

Latvia: Th-that's a good thing, right? 

Virginia: Of course! So, we're gonna go around the circle and say the song and who it reminds you of! Got it?

Everyone: Sure.

Belarus: Do we have to?

It's a question, sorry!

Belarus: Hmph. Whatever.

Virginia: Okay, let's start with... ooh, England, how about you go first?

England: Alright. Somebody That I Used to Know remind me of America. Not in the romantic way, but because he gained independence from me.

America: Dude, Iggy, it's getting depressing! Okay, my turn! The Stereotypes Song remind me of all of you that's mentioned! *laughs* 

I... oh. Okay then.

America: What? What's wrong?

... Just, never mind.

France: Ohonhonhon... England...

England: What?!

France: *smiles* F*#% you~ F*#% you~~ F*#% you very very much~~~

England: *chokes* Excuse me?!

France: *winks* It's a song and it's dedicated to you! F*#% you!

England: *twitches and glares* I'm gonna murder you.

France, no cussing!!! England, no murdering in the lobby!!!

America: We're not in a lobby though.

... *shakes head* Just, no killing allowed here, okay?

Russia: China! 

China: What, aru?

Russia: You Belong with Me~ Can't you see that I'm the one that understands you? Been here all along so why can't you see, you belong with me!

China: How about no, aru!

Belarus: Big brother.

Russia: Y-yes?

Belarus: ... This song Japan showed me once makes me think about you. Sort of. 

Russia: What's the song?

Belarus: I Love by Gumi.

Denmark: What's a Gumi? *confused look*

Gumi is a Vocaloid! A Vocaloid is a Japanese synthesizer. Basically, a program that allows you to create music using whatever Vocaloid's voice. 

Denmark: Um, can you explain that in simpler words?

Norway: *rolls eyes* It's a robotic singer. Not real.

Denmark: Oh. 

Belarus: The chorus is the main part. I won't let him steal you from me, I'll save you, and then you will love me! I won't you do this to yourself, I'll save you, we're perfect together!

Russia: *scoots away*

Belarus: Big brother...

China: Russia, aru! The song Leave Me Alone by Alexander Rybak reminds me of you. Believe me when I say, you stupid fool, you're scaring me to death, that's not cool, why won't you leave me alone, just leave me alone, you're crazy, leave me alone!

Russia: I-I'm not crazy! *pouts*

China: Ai ya...

Canada: *clears throat* Everyone... Canadian, Please! I know that you wanna be Canadian... *voice slowly fades away*

America: What are you even trying to sing?

Canada: *sighs* Nothing...

Italy: Ve~ Romano... hm... I don't know, I just wanna be friends!

Romano: Uh.

Germany: I'm not familiar with songs.

Whaaaaaaaat?! I've never heard of someone who doesn't listen to music!!! Well, unless you're deaf or something, that's a different story, but still!

Germany: Hm.

Japan: ... I... um... uh... I can't think of anything either. Apologies.

Does anyone else have songs?

Poland: Fashion by Lady Gaga~! Like, it is perfect for me! I totally love fashion, you know, hun?

D-did you just call me hun?!

Poland: Yes, sugar!

*twitches* Okay then.

Seychelles: I know one that's definitely me! 

What?

Seychelles: Milkshake, of course! My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than your, and d@^* right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I have to charge!

Norway: Hm.

Denmark: Oh, you're not thinking of that song, are you?

Norway: I am.

Huh? What song?

Denmark: *cackles* It's a song for America!

Norway: Yes. It's called ÆØÅ Size Matters.

That sounds very interesting...

Prussia: Ooh, ooh, I have one! Girls by Marina and the Diamonds! *looks at Hungary* This is definitely you! Look like a girl, but I think like a guy! Not ladylike to behave like a slime~ Kesesesese~

Hungary: *hurls frying pan at Prussia* Are you insulting me?! *hisses* 

Prussia: Ow!

Hungary: Ugh. I guess for Austria... I'm Not a Robot? 

Austria: I'm sorry, what?

Hungary: Let me sing some verses... It's okay to say you've got a weak spot, you don't always have to be on top... I forgot this part, and then there's... you're vunerable, you're vunerable, you are not a robot. You're lovable, so lovable, but you're just trouble. Guess what, I'm not a robot, a robot!

Romania: Ah, Hungary can't sing! *covers ears jokingly*

Hungary: *punches Romania in the chest* Rude!

No fighting!!! 

*huge war suddenly happens*

... Virginia, we should run.

Virginia: *holding Latvia's hand and running* I already am!!!

Okay then. Byeeeeeeee!!! *quickly leaves*

*things fly in the air*

... Did we even answer your question, Virginia?! *facepalms* Hopefully we did.