Dear nations,
America and Canada, have you heard of the song "American Idiot" and its parody "Canadian Idiot?" If so, what do you think of the songs?
America, even though you may not love the song "American Idiot," do you like Green Day? They're an American band! Do you like any American bands?
Germany and Italy, would Japan cry at a Miku Hatsune concert?
Iceland, Captain Cravat. C'mon. Give us your best smile! Please?
England, how would you respond to one of the states hitting you over the head with a hockey stick? Or handing you an orange?
Sweden, do you watch YouTube videos by the Swedish gamer PewDiePie?
Everyone, how do you respond to the nicknames fans have given you? (Iggy, Captain Cravat, ect.)
--TheRainyDay
Oh boy, what fun!! Let's separate it little by little, shall we?
America and Canada, have you heard of the song "American Idiot" and its parody "Canadian Idiot?" If so, what do you think of the songs?
America: Well, duh! *obnoxious laughter*
Canada: America put it on full volume, so I was forced to listen...
America: Okay, I don't like the actual song "American Idiot," but I'm perfectly fine with "Canadian Idiot!" It's basically Canada!
Canada: Well, isn't that rude.
America: It's catchy, man!
Canada: I like "American Idiot" because it describes America perfectly.
America: Not true!! I'm better than that!
Canada: *mumbles* That's what you think.
America: *pouts*
Canada: *sighs* The lyrics for "Canadian Idiot' are... well... I don't know.
America: It's by Weird Al, what did you expect?!
Canada: *snickers*
Everyone: *chuckles*
*cackles* Weird Al. America, isn't that a nickname for your human name? Alfred F. Jones?
America: Sh-shush!
*giggles* Okay, America, your next question!
America: I have more? Aw yeah!
America, even though you may not love the song "American Idiot," do you like Green Day? They're an American band! Do you like any American bands?
America: Yeah! Green Day is American, and American stuff is cool! So much better than everything else!
England: Hey.
America: Specific American bands? Well, let's see... I like, well, popular stuff! Black Eyed Peas, Green Day like you said, Plain White T's, ect.
Oh. Well, uh... next?
Germany and Italy, would Japan cry at a Miku Hatsune concert?
Germany: Well, I'm not sure why he would cry, but perhaps.
Italy: Ve~ If the concert got Japan emotional enough, then yes!
Japan: I-I would not!
Iceland, Captain Cravat. C'mon. Give us your best smile! Please?
Iceland: No.
Iceland, she said please.
Iceland: But--
Please?
Iceland: *puts on a forced smile*
That looks like a fake smile.
Iceland: That's because it is.
She said best, not fake!
Iceland: There's nothing to smile about.
*sighs* I guess that's the closest we can get...
England, how would you respond to one of the states hitting you over the head with a hockey stick? Or handing you an orange?
England: I would probably curse if some fool decides it would be fun to hit me in the head with a bloody hockey stick. If they gave me an orange, I'd be confused.
America: Man, you suck!
England: Shut up, America!
America: No! You can't tell me what to do!
Sweden, do you watch YouTube videos by the Swedish gamer PewDiePie?
Sweden: Hn.
Is that a yes or a no?!
Denmark: Probably a yes! Who knows what Sweden does in his free time! *cackles*
Sweden, I need a foward answer. Yes or no?
Sweden: *stares*
I-I'll take that as a yes! Okay guys, last question!
Everyone, how do you respond to the nicknames fans have given you? (Iggy, Captain Cravat, ect.)
England: Personally, I hate it when America decides to call me Iggy.
America: Iggy~
England: No.
Iceland: *frowns* Don't call me Captain Cravat.
Norway: Why not?
Iceland: Because I said so.
Prussia: Well, people call Germania Legolas sometime, but... he's dead!! He's not here to tell you how he feels. *frowns slightly* Eh.
Canada: I mean I'm okay with Manada... but... I'm not really that manly...
America: Exactly!
Canada: *twitches*
Hungary: *laughs* Mangary! Come at me, bro! You wanna go? Let's go!
Romano: *smiles frighteningly* Call me Grandmano and I will punch you in the throat.
No violence! Sheesh, is this the fourth time I've said this?
Belarus: Who knows.
Well, are there any other nicknames you guys have? Well? No? Who knows how Himaruya feels about us fans calling him Himapapa.
Finland: Well, there are like shortened versions of our names, but that doesn't count, does it?
I don't know... uh...
*spaceship crashes from the ceiling*
... America, care to explain?
America: Um... alien attack?
Suuuuuuuure.
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