Sewing and Scarves and Vikings

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Dear nations,

Ukraine, I figure you must be really good at sewing. Are you? If so (or even if not), is Belarus any good at sewing?

Russia, if you take your scarf off, will your head fall off? If it won't, can I borrow your scarf? There's someone I need to strangle with it...

Finland, how would you react if the modern day equivalent of the Viking age happened? Also, can I have a pony for Christmas?

--DJVennalyn

*smiles* Time to answer questions!!

Ukraine, I figure you must be really good at sewing. Are you? If so (or even if not), is Belarus any good at sewing?

Ukraine: Yes! I sewn Russia his scarf... and the dress he gave to Belarus?

Belarus: What about that dress?!

Ukraine: I sew that as well!

Belarus: Wh-what?! Russia, is this true?

Russia: *laughs nervously* Um, yes... but it's a present from me, Belarus, so please don't rip it to shreds!!

Belarus: ... Alright, fine. 

Ukraine: Ah, I tried to teach Belarus how to sew once, but she got frustrated and threw the needle in the wall... the hole is still there.

Belarus: Sewing is stupid and boring. We can just buy the clothes at the store.

Ukraine: Right... 

I kind of want to sew, but it seems difficult... 

Ukraine: It is, at first! Just practice more, you know? 

Yeah! 

Russia, if you take your scarf off, will your head fall off? If it won't, can I borrow your scarf? There's someone I need to strangle with it... 

Russia: Well, I don't really like taking my scarf off... *smiles darkly and sighs* But if you insist... *takes scarf off* See, my head didn't fall off? *heart falls out*

*screams and falls*

Russia: Oops. *puts heart back in* Here's my scarf.

*gets back up* Thanks, Russia... I'll mail it to her. Last two questions are for Finland!

Finland: Cool! 

Finland, how would you react if the modern day equivalent of the Viking age happened? Also, can I have a pony for Christmas?

Finland: I'd probably join in on the war! *chuckles* Ah, but Sweden and Denmark and the rest have calmed down and if it happened again their bloodlust will  be brought back out again... hm, what to do... hey, who would do such a thing anyway?

Everyone: *innocent whistling*

Finland: And of course you can have a pony! What breed? I gotta update my to-do list and find out how to fit a pony... *starts mumbling to himself*

Thank you, Finland! That's all, see you around!

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