The Case of "Iggy Syndrome" and Gilbirds

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America, Germany, you have a question~!

Germany: Oh. 

America: Woo hoo! Fire away!

Okay, from @DJVennalyn... 

America, do any of your states have "Iggy Syndrome" or can any of them use magic?

America: Hm... *ponders* Well, none of them have the eyebrows, I think! *laughs*

England: Are you insulting my eyebrows?!

America: *ignores him* I think some of them see things, like ghosts and aliens and magical things. Last time I checked, they can't use magic. Like me! *louder laughter* 

England: *twitches*

Well, now to Germany!

Germany, is it true that everytime Gilbird grows up you replace him with another chick because you're afraid of chickens but not chicks? 

Prussia: Wh-what?! Little bro, have you been replacing Gilbird???

Germany: *stares* No, why would I do that? 

Prussia: *squints* Now I'm suspicious...

Germany: Hey, aren't you the one that owns multiple of the birds?

Prussia: Oh yeah! *cackles* I forgot all about that! *points to bird on his head* This is... Gilbird 69, I think. 

France: *snickers*

Germany: ... *light blush appears* Well, all in all, I do not replace your birds. 

Wait, you haven't answered her question!

Germany: What? Yes I have.

Are you afraid of chickens but not baby chicks?

Germany: I am not scared of chickens. That is foolish.

Or so you say. I guess that's that! Bye guys~

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