With Avengers, More Eyebrows, and the Thing

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Melanie: *crashes through a window* Hey! I'm too awesome to write a letter, so I decided to drop by! 

*stares* Oh, hi Melanie! *whispers* I just fixed that window... 

Melanie: Hey! *grins* Okie doki Loki! Anyways... Norway, have you ever watched the Avengers? If so, do Thor and Loki really look that awesome? 

Norway: ... Yes and yes.

Really? 

Norway: Yeah.

Are you positive they look cool?

Norway: Of course.

Oh yeah, how is the movie?

Norway: Good.

Okay, I should watch it sometime?

America: You mean you've never seen Avengers before?!

N-no?

America: Oh my god, you are late!! I'm taking you to watch the Avengers with me Saturday!

Wait wh-what? Um, next question! *laughs nervously*

Melanie: England, can I touch your eyebrows, bro? Also, when was the last time you slept with someone, hm? 

England: *spits out tea* What was the second question?!

Melanie: You heard me! *laughs* 

Go England, answer her question now~

England: Alright. Yes, you can touch my eyebrows, but no, you may not touch them.

So is that a no?

England: Yes. She may not touch my eyebrows.

Melanie: *pouts* But broooooooo!!!

England: No.

Melanie: You're so mean!

Second question, England!

England: ... I-I don't remember.

What?

England: I don't know, okay?

Melanie: Oh really, hm?

England: Y-yeah... 

Oh, uh, Melanie, do you mean like... sleep or the... uh... other "S" word?

Melanie: *grins* You guess~

O-oh... 

Melanie: *laughs* Okay, this question is for everyone!!! When's the last time you slept with someone? 

Everyone: *splutters* Wh-wha?!

Melanie: Well?

Denmark: Hm... last night!

What??? 

Denmark: *shrugs* I was drunk!

Prussia: Uh... a couple hundred years ago? 

Italy: No one wants to sleep with me, but sometimes I go to Germany's house and sneak in his bed!

Germany: Yeah, and I don't know why you do that! Well, I don't have time to do stuff like that.

You never have time...  

Japan: *shakes head and blushes* No... 

America: Man, I don't know! Last week?

France: Eh... I don't keep track~

Russia: *smiles darkly* 

China: I'm too old, aru!

Norway: No.

Canada: ... I... nah... 

Estonia: *shrugs*

Latvia: *incoherent mumbling*

Sweden: This morning.

Eh?!

Finland: *nervous laughing* 

Poland: Like, I don't really know?

Sheesh, all of you are either yes, no, or I don't know!

Spain: Aren't those the only answer choices?

Oh yeah. U-uh, see you next time! *points at you* Oh no-- 

*loud crashing*

... I broke the fourth wall. *bangs head on wall*

Melanie: Well, byebye~! 

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