Melanie: *crashes through a window* Hey! I'm too awesome to write a letter, so I decided to drop by!
*stares* Oh, hi Melanie! *whispers* I just fixed that window...
Melanie: Hey! *grins* Okie doki Loki! Anyways... Norway, have you ever watched the Avengers? If so, do Thor and Loki really look that awesome?
Norway: ... Yes and yes.
Really?
Norway: Yeah.
Are you positive they look cool?
Norway: Of course.
Oh yeah, how is the movie?
Norway: Good.
Okay, I should watch it sometime?
America: You mean you've never seen Avengers before?!
N-no?
America: Oh my god, you are late!! I'm taking you to watch the Avengers with me Saturday!
Wait wh-what? Um, next question! *laughs nervously*
Melanie: England, can I touch your eyebrows, bro? Also, when was the last time you slept with someone, hm?
England: *spits out tea* What was the second question?!
Melanie: You heard me! *laughs*
Go England, answer her question now~
England: Alright. Yes, you can touch my eyebrows, but no, you may not touch them.
So is that a no?
England: Yes. She may not touch my eyebrows.
Melanie: *pouts* But broooooooo!!!
England: No.
Melanie: You're so mean!
Second question, England!
England: ... I-I don't remember.
What?
England: I don't know, okay?
Melanie: Oh really, hm?
England: Y-yeah...
Oh, uh, Melanie, do you mean like... sleep or the... uh... other "S" word?
Melanie: *grins* You guess~
O-oh...
Melanie: *laughs* Okay, this question is for everyone!!! When's the last time you slept with someone?
Everyone: *splutters* Wh-wha?!
Melanie: Well?
Denmark: Hm... last night!
What???
Denmark: *shrugs* I was drunk!
Prussia: Uh... a couple hundred years ago?
Italy: No one wants to sleep with me, but sometimes I go to Germany's house and sneak in his bed!
Germany: Yeah, and I don't know why you do that! Well, I don't have time to do stuff like that.
You never have time...
Japan: *shakes head and blushes* No...
America: Man, I don't know! Last week?
France: Eh... I don't keep track~
Russia: *smiles darkly*
China: I'm too old, aru!
Norway: No.
Canada: ... I... nah...
Estonia: *shrugs*
Latvia: *incoherent mumbling*
Sweden: This morning.
Eh?!
Finland: *nervous laughing*
Poland: Like, I don't really know?
Sheesh, all of you are either yes, no, or I don't know!
Spain: Aren't those the only answer choices?
Oh yeah. U-uh, see you next time! *points at you* Oh no--
*loud crashing*
... I broke the fourth wall. *bangs head on wall*
Melanie: Well, byebye~!
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