Septiplier One-Shots

bleh

Bleh.
-J

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"Everytime Mark talks to you, say 'bleh'" Sean read out. He was filming a dare video for his channel, and this dare cought his eye.

"Oh that's an amazing idea! I'll do that the next time I see him, probably after I finish recording" just as Sean was saying that, Mark entered the room.

"How's the recording going? Need any help?" Mark asks.

"Bleh" Sean starts as he searches for another dare.

"What?" Mark asks with a confused look in his face.

"Bleh" Sean repeats.

"What the hell is wrong with you dude?" Mark questions.

"Bleh" he repeats again.

"You know what, I give up. Have fun babyboo" Mark says before kissing Sean on the cheek.

"bleh"

Mark flips Sean off before leaving.

Once Mark has left the room, Sean couldn't help but laugh.

He finished off his recording and started editing it.

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"Sean, do you want to go to the mall? I want to get some new clothes" Mark asked peaking through the door while Sean edited.

"Bleh"

"I swear to the lort!" Mark yells as he rushes to Sean and grabs his wrist and drags him from his chair, on the floor, to their room to change clothes.

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"Sean, what do you think of this shirt?" Mark holds up a blue and pink flannel up to show his boyfriend.

"Bleh"

Mark groans while he flips Sean off and continues searching.

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"Do you want some icecream babyboo?" Mark turns around to ask his annoying partner.

"Bleh"

"Fuck you" Mark turns back and orders an icecream for just himself.

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"Do you want to go to the park??" Mark jumps up and down like a kid.

"bleh"

"I'll push you in the damn pond if you don't stop" Mark warns.

"bleh"

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"Aren't these ducks so cute?" Mark asks while he runs to the pond.

"bleh"

"I'll feed you to them" Mark threatens.

"bleh"

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"Do you want to take the long way home or the short way?"

"bleh"

"I'll throw you out of the car"

"bleh"

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"Do you want pizza for dinner?" Mark asks holding up his phone.

"bleh"

"I'll sell you to the delivery man"

"bleh"

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"Do you want to watch a movie?"

"bleh"

"Either that or we'll netflix and chill" Mark knows how much Sean hates the 'Netflix and chill' statement.

Sean cringes but still manages out a "bleh"

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Sean's phone buzzes.

'@markiplier: @jack_septic_eye I'll break up with you'

Sean starts typing.

'@jack_septic_eye: @markiplier bleh.'

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"I found another guy and I cheated on you"

"Bleh"

Mark groans.

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"Are you sleepy?"

"bleh"

"I'll stab you in your sleep"

"bleh"

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"Do wanna join me in the shower?"

"bleh"

"I'll make you choke on the soap"

"bleh"

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"Goodnight babyboo" Mark says as he kisses sean's forehead.

"bleh"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?" Mark yells as he pushes sean onto the floor.

"OW- I mean- GODDAMNIT!" Jack yells, realizing he broke the repetitive string.

"Good! Now go sleep on the couch" Mark takes up the whole space on the bed.

"BUT MARK-" Sean was cut by a pillow thrown at his face.

"Fine..." Sean sighs. He goes to give Mark and apology kiss but is stopped by a middle finger to his face.

"Well fuck you too" Sean leaves.