Septiplier One-Shots

braces

So septicbaby wrote this in her book and I decided to make a longer version regarding this situation :P
Warning: really lame and stupid.

-J

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Jack walked into the house, spotting Mark, Felix, Ken, Matt, and Ryan all hanging out in the lounge. His boyfriend spots him and turns around to face him.

"How'd it go?" Felix asks, also turning around. He lowered the TV volume only to get a wide sarcastic smile from the irishman that just came back from the dentist.

"Awethome" Jack replies, pointing at his braces. The guys couldn't help but giggle. Jack glares at them and they stop and apologize.

"I'm sorry babydoll" Mark gets up from his position on the couch and walks towards Jack to give him a kiss. Mark is taken by surprise since his boyfriend basically tastes like metal "um, you taste weird"

"What did you exthpect, fucker?" Jack says, slightly annoyed. Mark notices Jack's mood swing so he picks him up from the waist and moves towards the couch.

"PUT ME DOWN" Jack yells. Mark plops down on the couch next to the guys and places Sean on his lap so that his head is resting on his boyfriend's shoulder.

"Hey, it's going to be okay. We'll just cuddle here all day with these idiots and make dick jokes or something, is that okay?" Mark grabs Sean's face and asks him.

"Yeth, thankth markimoo" Jack says sinking his head deeper into Mark's chest.

"Any time thweetheart" Mark giggles. The guys laugh and Sean just hits him playfully.

"What do you wanna watch?" Felix asks the green haired man.

"Thupernatural!" Jack yells excitedly since it was his favorite show.

"That thow with Dean and Tham and Cathtiel?" Matt asks sarcastically.

"THTOP!" Jack attempts to say it normally but fails miserably again.

"Yeah matt, thith ith ridiculouth!" Ryan laughs. Jack frowns and cuddles into Mark's side and hides his face once again in Mark's chest.

"Babe, pleath tell them to thtop" Jack says in a very sad tone.

"Guyth, theriouthly, thtop it!" Mark yells at the guys and starts laughing shortly after. Sean gets up from his lover's lap and runs towards the patio with slight tears in his eyes.

Mark gets up and runs after him with the guys following behind.

"Sean, come back!" Mark yells. Jack has always been self-conscious and he has never been proud of his appearance, and something like that could definitely put him on edge. Mark knew he shouldn't have done that.

Sean eventually starts sobbing and stops running. Mark grabs him from behind and turns him around and gives him a big hug rubbing circles into his back trying to calm him down. Jack starts sobbing into Mark's shoulder.

"Shhhhhh...." Mark continues. He grabs Jack from his face and starts leaving adorable little pecks on his mouth. He uses his thumbs to rub the tears away from his lover's face.

Jack eventually stops sobbing. Mark wraps Jack around his waist just like how a parent would hold their baby. Mark walks back towards the door since they're a storm coming. "Come in, dickbags" Mark says to the guys. Jack sticks out his tongue at the men in front of him while he hugs Mark tighter. Matt, Ryan, and Ken just glare at him and Felix raises his middle finger.

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The storm was pretty heavy, the thunder was really loud. Hm, lucky to have this in LA. Ryan decided to make some hot chocolate in apology. He handed two cups to the couple that was cuddled up into a blanket but the blue haired man denies his. "We'll share a cup" he says.

The couple sips on the cup together and the group just lays there in blankets and PJs while watching supernatural. That's squad goals right there.

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Bonuses:

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"How do I look? Pretty thnazy right?" Jack turns around in his suit.

"Yeah, pretty thnazy alright, very fanthy!" Mark laughs.

"Thut up thithead"

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(upcoming scene not appropriate for all ages, skip to the next dash for safety)

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Jack continued pounding into his blue haired lover's body. It was Valentine's day, Mark and Jack haven't had a good time in a while so why not some love?

"You're my little thlut" Jack says while he tugs on Mark's hair. Mark stops moaning and starts violently laughing.

"Yeah I'm your thlut alri- UGHHHHH" Mark's laughter was interrupted by his lover thrusting into him harder, making sure to whip Mark's ass hard enough to leave a pink bruise.

"Shut it"

(Okay well that was awkward, moving onnnnnn)

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Mark bent down on one knee.

"Sean Mcloughlin, will you marry me?" Mark asks.

"Yeth, ofcourthe!!" Jack cries.

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"Well, the whole world has gone to hell but how are you?" Mark entered the house. There were currently naked people running out outside.

"IM THUPER, THANKTH FOR ATHKING!!!" Jack sings.