Septiplier One-Shots

Song Battle

I think you guys should have known this is coming.
-J

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"Hello everybody, my name is markiplier, and welcome to a video with this cute little munchkin!" Mark points at Jack next to him.

"Hi!" Jack waves with a huge grin on his face.

"So, we came up with this challenge, where you guys give us certain AUs and we have to use song lyrics to perform them" Mark explains.

"We? I'm the one that came up with that you douche! All you did was eat pizza all day!" Jack hits Mark on his shoulder playfully and Mark starts laughing.

"I'm sorry babyboo, would a kiss make you feel better?" Mark asks leaning towards the irishman. But, Mark gets a middle finger to his face instead.

"I have an amazing boyfriend don't I?" Mark asks the camera.

"Let's just get on with the video for fuck's sake!" Jack chuckles.

"Oh yeah, videos. So we just tweeted out that we need certain AUs but we didn't say why" Mark scrolls down his phone.

"Okay, lets start, I'm gonna pick something out" Jack clicks on a tweet.

'Jack doesn't live with Mark anymore'

Mark thinks for a while.

"BECAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE MY JACKIPOO AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE" Mark yells

"I'm not that loud!" Jack complains.

"Suuuuuuuure" Mark says while he scrolls to find a good tweet.

'high school days'

"TEENAGERS SCARE, THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!" The couple sings loudly.

"We got the same idea" Jack says before giving Mark a highfive.

'Drunk night out together'

"Trying hard not the fall, on the way home. You were trying to wear me down. Kissing up on fences and up on walls, on the way home" Jack sings.

"Preach it troye" Mark says.

'Mark finally accomplished his dream and is going out to space'

"HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEE, I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES, TO TELL YOU that space is suuuuuuuuuuu coooooooooooooool" Mark sings

"Why couldn't I go with you?" Jack says in a sad tone.

"Aliens would've kicked you back to earth because you're too loud" Mark scrolls to find another tweet.

"I hate you" Jack complains. Mark sneaks in a quick kiss so that Jack couldn't stop him. "I love you too babyboo"

'A guy is trying to flirt with Jack'

"Stay in you lane boy, lane boy, before you get crippled" Mark raises his fists.

"This is why I CANT HELP, FALLING INLOVE WITH YOUUUUUUUU" Jack sings

"2 in one" Mark highfives Jack.

'Mark is horny'

"Because when you know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing" Jack laughs

"Very true" Mark joins in. "Are we just gonna embarrass ourselves using this challenge?" Mark asks.

"Probably"

"Hey, can I add something to the me being horny tweet?" Mark questions

"Sure, go for it" Jack lets him.

"He told me I was holy, he's got me down on both knees" Mark points at Jack.

"STOP STOP STOP" Jack shushes mark and the half-asian man starts laughing.

'Mark eats Jack's cookies'

"Is it too late now to say sorry?" Mark sings.

"Yes it is now get out of my house" Jack points to the door.

"But-but, I thought you loved me!" Mark cries

"I'm just kidding. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP" Jack yells.

Mark gives Jack a death stare before escorting himself out of the room. Jack watched Mark leave and then turns to the camera and looks at the floor sadly.

"It's just me myself and I" Jack sings.

"IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY NOW?" Jack yells, hoping that Mark would reply.

but nobody came