Septiplier One-Shots

YouTube The Musical

This is for laughs because I found a vine and was inspired
-Pey
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"Can you guys sing the sausage song?" Jack read aloud, looking at everyone else around him. That included his husband Mark, daughter Piper, and friends Wade, Bob, Felix, Matt, Matthias, and Ryan. Everyone was around and doing a Q&A, which Mark was going to take the bloopers and make into a montage.

"Um, what even is that?" Felix asked, laughing and running a hand through his hair.

"You guys don't know the sausage song?!" Piper exclaimed. "You're joking, right?" everyone's head shook their heads no.

"Okay, well it's basically everyone is in a circle and singing about how they all take sausage. Everyone says something different. It's supposed to be like a bonding activity or something." Piper explained.

"Oh, I know what that is!" Wade said. "Molly's niece sings it all the time. Isn't it like 'eggs, bacon, grit, sausage'?"

"Yeah, that's it." Piper said. "We're doing it, so everybody in a circle." Everyone followed Piper and moved the chairs, and Mark made sure everyone was in the frame.

"I'm gonna stomp a beat, and you guys have to sing with it." Piper said. "I start with 'eggs, bacon, grit, sausage!' And then Mark, since you're by me, you'll go 'I'm a skinny witch but I still take sausage!'."

"Witch?" Mark asked, chuckling.

"You know what I mean." Piper said, playfully punching Mark's shoulder. She continued to explain the song until she got back to her, and then they started.

Piper stomped her foot and began. "Everybody say sausage, keep it going! Eggs, bacon, grit, sausage!"

"I'm a skinny bitch and I still get sausage!" Mark sang.

"I got a big ass and I still take sausage!" Jack sang.

"I got a flat ass and I still take sausage!" Felix continued.

"White girl, swipe girl, take your man's sausage!" Matt said.

"I'm a gay nigga and I still take sausage!" Ryan continued.

"AHAHAAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE!" Wade yelled.

"White and thick and you know I get the sausage!" Bob said.

"Married books but they all about sausage!" Matthias finished.

"Sausage, sausage, s-s-sausage, sausage!" everybody chanted.

"I like girls, can I still take sausage?" Piper asked, looking at the camera.

"Yeah!" everybody yelled, finishing the song. They all immediately started laughing and Piper stomped stomping.

"If this doesn't go viral then I'm going to be pissed." Mark said, everyone taking a seat to continue the video.

"Well, lucky for, if it doesn't," Piper started, "at least we know we can all start YouTube: The Musical."