So a cow walks into a bar and Luke goes "Why the sad face?" And the cow gets confused and runs out whilst knocking over a few tables and leaving. Then Ashton goes "It's not going to reply, it's a cow Luke!"
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Cheesy Pickup Lines:
Michael: Do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.
Ashton: Are you a dictionary? Because you bring meaning into my life.
Calum: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.
Luke: Hey...I'm Luke and uh-I know Michael Clifford
{Or this one that I literally just came up with}
Are you a penguin? Because Ice see us getting together
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Please tell me what you think about the hair?
-Mxx
