If I went to a M&G I'd be like:
Me:*Walks over to Luke*
Me:*Stands on very tall table so i could look into his eyes*
Me: Is your mum really a math teacher Luke?
Penguin: Erm...yeah.
Me: That means you're kinda good at Math right?
Lukers: Yeah, I guess so.
Me:*gets off of table*
Me:*sits beside Lucas*
Me:*pulls out huge Math textbook*
Me: So on page two-hundred forty-three I don't understand how to solve for x...
C,A,M: *laughs silently*
Fangirls:*look impressed and jealous*
Awkward penguin:*Calls Liz* Hey, mum? Can you help me find my friend's x?