I feel like Calum and his girlfriend would be that couple that would be naked in the kitchen at 4 am just talking and eating Nutella as if everything was perfectly normal.
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I'm a Calum girl though...
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It's hot in Austrailia.
Shirts.
Are not needed.
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The first thing that comes up when type in Calum on Twitter:
Calum has a boomerang dick
Calum Hood
Calum Snapchat
Calum Nudes
Calum had a turtle smalla then a bug
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Teacher: Who's your favorite author?
Me: Calum T. Hood
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Calum is literally the answer for everything *clears throat* for example.
Who's mom is a good cook?
Calum Hood.
Who's the Asian one?
Column Hood.
Who's the bassist that you tell fake fans about?
Calvin Hood.
Who's the drummer that you tell even faker fans about?
Caleb Hemmings.
Who can help clean the Earth of scum?
Cal-Pal
Who's the best author?
Calum T. Hood
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When Calum explains to his mum about the leaked nudes:
Calum: Yeah, So it was an accident and I didn't know I was being filmed and it won't happen again so please please please please please just don't tell Liz.
Joy(Calum's mum): Oh but Calum, Liz knows everything...
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CALUM FEELS 24/7 ughhhh
-M
