"Fan": Ooh have you heard of five es-oh-es? The blonde one is cute!
Me: *wipes away tear and ignores*
"Fan": Ugh, that Michael guy is SO ugly, like ew.
Me: *pulls out loaded gun but continues to ignore*
"Fan": And the Asian one Calvin can't even sing.
Me: DIE YOU MOTHER-F_CKING BXTCH!!!! YOU NEED JESUS!!!!!!
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Lol true How are y'all doin'?
QOTC:What are fake fam members called? 5SOSers? 5Frauders?
