Ash grows facial hair- Ashton Furwin
Ashton gets a cat- Ashton Purrwin
Ashy's the next baby Jesus- Ashton Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrhwin
Ashton is a classy man- Ashton Sirwin
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
Ash gets mad- Ashton Grrwin
I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS
Ash is cold- Ashton Burrwin
Ashton's low quality- Ashton Blurrwin
Ashton does a poo- Ashton Turdwin
(A/N credit to chappigrace)