"I like ponies."
No they aren't that wise.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
No that's not it either...
"Thank you guys for everything, you are so badxss"
Nope not it...although it is 100% true *makes punk sign that Ash always does*
The wise words from Ashton Irwin are...
*DRUMROLL*
"Don't touch me, I'm famous."