At the bottom it says,
"Save me Mike-Ro-Wave!"
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Michael: Hey, Y/N can we buy a kitten?
Me: Sure.
Two months later:
Michael:
Me:
Michael:
Me: WHY THE FUCK IS THE CAT GREEN?
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Seriously Michael has the dirtiest pickup lines.
"Let's play Titanic. You be the iceberg and I'm going down."
*cringe*
Me: IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TIMBERRRR"
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