(In comfranisons, I compare and contrast myself to normal girls.)
Normal Girls
Normal girl: *sees a ship battling my ship* OMG HOW DARE THEY *types hate comment*
Hater: Your ship sucks, ours rules.
Normal girl: ;-;
Fran
Me: *sees a ship having war with my ship* Oh no you didn't...
Hater: Your ship sucks, ours rules.
Me: *types a kill threat and clips a video to it* *video is of me, holding a knife, saying "You're next, motherfucker..."*
So you see, I am clearly not from Earth.
