Mettaton: Hello darlings!! Welcome to our show today, and ohhhhh myyyy, Frisk darling challenged...this girl, to a flirting contest! *points to Fran*
Fran: It's Fran.
Mettaton: She also challenged that guy. *points to UF Sans*
UF Sans: Sup biatches.
Mettaton: So, my lovely viewers, let the show begin!!!
Fran: Hey Frisk, since you did the challenging stuff, I get to choose our target.
Frisk: Bring it on.
Fran: Hm....I choose...you. *point to the Frostbutt*
Frisk: ._. Oh hail nu
Mettaton: OHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS
Hesitation -50 ratings
Fran: What's the matter, Frisk? Yo scared Fell and I'll kick your flirty ass?
Taunting +100 ratings
Frisk: N-no...It's just...
Fran: Why? You gonna come home to your BONE-DADDY? You gonna sin with him and his BONE-R?!!!!
Butthurt insults +100 ratings
Frisk: WHAT NO
UF Sans: OHHHHHH *grabs camera and makes it face him*
UF Sans: YOU HEAR THAT SANS SHE DOESN'T LOVE Y-
*Frisk tackles UF Sans and punches his skull*
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*show comes back on*
Mettaton: Okay...now that our little mishap has been fixed, let the flirting begin!!
Frisk: I like your snow and I believe so much in you!
Jack: *gasp*
Compliments +1000 ratings
UF Sans: Hey there, if you're Jack Frost, why are you so damn HOT?
Jack: *starts sweating nervously*
Fran: I ship you with elsa
Jack: *surprised gasp of happiness*
That ship has sailed +300 ratings
Mettaton: Are they flirting with thin air?
Disbelief -100 ratings
UF Sans: I'd like to see those ripped pants on my floor some time ;)
Jack: *sweats more*
Sin +69 ratings
Frisk: I wanna play and build snowmen with you
Jack: *gulp*
Nervous tension +10000 ratings
Fran: I ship you with toothiana
Shipping +200 ratings
Mettaton: Seriously I don't see anything there.
Disbelief -50 ratings
Frisk: I think it's nice you protect children
Compliments +1000 ratings
UF Sans: *glares at Frisk*
Frisk: *playfully glares at UF Sans*
Sudden intense round +900 ratings
Fran: I THINK THE FACT YOU'RE THE GUARDIAN OF ICE AND SNOW IS AMAZ-
Frisk: I LOVE THE FACT YOU LOVE HAVING FUN-
UF Sans: You look like your Frost can use a little warmth if you know what I mean ;) *insert Lenny face here cuz I dunno how to type it*
Jack: *slowly backs away*
Jack: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT *flies away*
UF Sans: *chases after him* WAIT CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBERRRR
Mettaton: Well that was unexpected. Since I guess that was a draw, we'll let you, our darling viewers, choose who wins!!! Vote on who you think is the flirtiest darling!!
Mettaton: it could be A) Frisk, B) Underfell Sans, or C) Fran!
Votes:
A) 100000
B) 180846283629
C) 10
Mettaton: So I guess that proves it, darlings!! The winner is, UF Sans!!!
UF Sans: SUCK IT BITCHES
Fran: *holds up shadow sword* Truce?
Frisk: *Chara smile* *holds up knife* Truce.
*Fran and Frisk attack UF Sans and beat the Underfell out of his skele-ass*
Papyrus: *watching it on TV* Somehow that human in red looks familiar...
Undyne: *watching with Papyrus* Wait...SHE WAS THE ONE WHO FED US HUMAN FLESH
Sans: *is still crying at the fact Frisk doesn't love him*
