ANOTHER MASSIVE FREAKOUT

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Fran: HOLY MOTHER OF ASLEDSA *tosses computer straight through the door* *blasts darkness at the hole*

Jo: *dodges the dark blast* *kicks the door open* Fran, what is going- AAAAHHHHH *barely dodges the table thrown by Fran*

Fran: PHUCK YOU INNERNET *breathes fire*

Jo: *activates flame repellent* FRAN CALM THE HELL DOWN

Fran: *jumps out the window yelling "Fuck you internet" out loud*

Jo: SHIT *hurries down the stairs*

Shadz: She at it again?!

Jo: YES NOW HURRY

Blaze: *follows*

Jo: *opens front door* Oh shit

*Fran is hitting her head on the wall, perfectly unharmed*

Jo: *pulls Fran away* FRAN WHAT IS IT NOW

Fran: MY NO LONGER INNOCENT EYES HAVE SINNED

Jo: WHAT IS IT

Fran: ANTHONY KUROMA HAS SINNED

Jo: WHO IS ANTHONY KUROMA

Fran: I FEEL ALL THE SIN CRAWLING EVERYWHERE

Jo: *slaps Fran*

Fran: *kicks Jo in the balls*

Jo: *scream* My robot balls....owww.... *falls over crying*

Fran: *shifts to Nightmare form* *flies away yelling "INNERNET MUST DIE"*

Later...

News reporter: And now, keep a lookout for a humanoid creature with wings and a school uniform, who has been luring children out of their homes and what seems to be taking their souls. For further security, please lock your windows and any entrances to your homes in order to keep your children safe.

Later...

Fran: *kicks front door to house open* *eye twitches*

Jo: Fran, where have you been all night?!! You were all over the news!!!

Fran: SO WHAT?!!! *eye twitches* *anger cracks are all over and are glowing furiously*

Jo: Fran, isn't this too much over a simple video?

Fran: IT'S NOT JUST A VIDEO!!! IT'S SIN!!! *anger cracks intensify*

Jo: Calm down, your anger cracks might blow up.

Fran: *blows up*

Jo: shit

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