Reasons why there should always be Wifi when I'm around

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1. I start a real-life genocide run.

2. I can torture the world with my horrifying screams of freaking out/anger.

3. I destroy everything in sight.

4. I commence massive freakouts, flipping tables, knocking bookshelves down, burning buildings, rampaging across the country.

5. Jesus will return, Danger Dolan will never narrate again, Jackunzel will be declared one true pairing, Jelsa will be erased from human history, Sans' puns will no longer be hilarious, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and PewDiePie will disappear from all of YouTube, Hitler will rise from the dead and take over the world, Donald Trump will be president, Undertale and FNaF will no longer be amazing games, and Facebook will no longer exist.

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