1. When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays?
On leap years.
2. I would tell you a joke about peanut butter, but you might spread it around.
3. Why are bakers so rich?
Because they're always rolling in dough.
4. What is an alligator's favorite drink?
Gatorade.
5. What do you call a reptile that lives between two buildings?
An alley-gator.
6. I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it just came back to me.
7. How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
When it goes back four seconds.
8. Why do skeletons play piano?
Because they don't have organs.
9. Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
10. If sports players get athlete's foot, what does Santa Claus get?
Mistle toe.
Seriously guys, I need help. Someone call my therapist and those doctors at the mental hospital I used to live in. Tell them I'm coming back home.
