1. Jackunzel
Fran: HOLY MOTHER OF SLENDER MAN ALMIGHTY WTF
Jo: Calm down, sister, calm down.
Fran: WHO DAFUQ INVENTED THIS BULLSHIZ I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM WHY
Blaze: KILL IT WITH FIRE *sets fire to the computer*
Ella: COME ON I SHIP JACKUNZEL
Jo: ...
Shadz: ...
Blaze: ...
Fran: ...You're dog food now.
2. SlenderJeff
Blaze: *bursts into more flames* OH MY POTATOES
Jo: OMY-
Ella: JEEBUS-
Fran: HOLY-
*mixed screaming* DUSJSUCIWNXHDJAKDFJEIXAKFJNEXIAKNFIKEIPALZKDNCJS DJSJCJEMXIAJS
Shadz: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP I SHIP THIS
*sudden silence* *cricket sounds*
3. Sanster
Jo: WTF THIS IS INCEST
Ella: OMYHOLYGOD THE FANART IT BURNS
Blaze: THIS DOESN'T EVEN COUNT AS UNDERTALE
Fran: *starts a massive freakout*
Shadz: This is cute, I ship it.
*silence*
Jo: What part of W. D. Gaster assfucking his own son is cute.
4. Fontcest
*more mixed screaming* WTFHOLYSHITOMYFOODFUCKTHISSHITIMOUTSCREWTHISBULLSHIT
Fran: *punches the screen*
Jo: Fran, you do know that was OUR LAST COMPUTER.
Ella: *kneels down beside broken computer* *cries*
Blaze: Ella...when will you not ship such disgusting bullhonkey.
5. Pelsa
*more mixed screaming* DISMWIDJWKSKWSPDLFKGMVKDKKEDKCOSM2 CKSME
6. Frins/Srisk/Frans/Fans
Ella: GAWD THIS IS PEDOPHILIA
Blaze: NOT TO MENTION NECROPHILIA
Jo: Erm, MatPat says Sans is technically Ness from Earthbound...
Blaze: IT'S STILL NECROPHILIA
Jo: Skeletons don't bleed.
Blaze: ...
Ella: ...
Fran: We win. *tri-fives Shadz and Jo*
7. Papyton
Jo: *throws laptop out the window*
Ella: Good riddance.
Fran: WHY?!! I NEED THAT FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT.
Blaze: Then buy a new one. Papyton is just horrible.
Fran: Do you want to die in a flaming ball of dark energy?
Shadz: YEAH PAPYTON IS AWESOME
8. Helsa
*even more mixed screaming* DJEMFJSJDJJSDJKSJXIWOWOWORU4USJNXNFMAKWODK
