(Note: all the jokes are in Tagalog. If you don't speak Tagalog, I recommend not reading this.)
Remember Pierre? The Sans of my classroom? Yep. Some of the jokes he says are riigghhtt here.
1. Ano ang pinakamabilis na pagkain sa mundo?
Sopas.
2. Anong gagawin mo kapag may anak ka sa labas?
Eh di papasukin mo.
3. (Tell him a joke he doesn't get) Buti pa chicken nuggets.
4. Anong food seasoning ang sinabi nang Arabo nung nabagsakan nang kutsilyo and paa niya?
Ajinomoto!
5. May limang inggitera, may isa tumalon. Ilan natira?
Lima. Tumalon lang naman yung isa eh. Hindi naman nagpakamatay.
6. Yung ina ni Jason, may apat na anak. Yung una, pangalan Spring. Yung pangalawa, Summer. Yung pangatlo, Autumn. Ano pangalan nung pang-apat?
Jason.
Yep. That was all the current jokes I remember.
