Sorry for not updating any of my books for the last three days...me and meh friends went on a road trip somewhere lame.
How some people see Freddy and Bonnie:
Freddy: Hey Bon. Real tiring chasing after Mike all the time, no?
Bonnie: Yeah Freddy...
Freddy: What do you say we do something fun for once? *wiggles eyebrows*
Bonnie: Totally...
Later...
Freddy: *<censored>*
Bonnie: *<censored>*
How most people see Freddy and Bonnie:
Bonnie: FREEEDDDYYYY
Freddy: What is it?!!
Bonnie: I-it's Goldie...he...he...
Freddy: What did my idiot brother do?!
Bonnie: He touched me inappropriately...
Freddy: HE DID?! THAT BASTARD! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!
Bonnie: But you could get hurt!
Freddy: I'll be fine...GOOLLDDIIEEE *charges to Goldie*
*the two start punching each other then Freddy comes crawling back, with lots of dents and a blackeye*
Bonnie: OHMYGOSH WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU
Freddy: *ded*
How those "normal" people see Freddy and Bonnie:
Freddy: Hey, Bon.
Bonnie: Oh shit...
Later...
Mike: *looks at backstage cam* HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT
*<censored>*
Mike: *turns cam off* *nosebleeds hardcore* I have seen the unspeakable...
How a tiny percentage of people see Freddy and Bonnie:
Bonnie: Sup boss.
Freddy: Hey. By the way, I love you and I don't care if this ruins our friendship. Will you marry me?
How I see Freddy and Bonnie:
Bonnie: OH YOU THREATENING ME BRUH?!! I HAVE A GUITAR
Foxy: ARR MATEY YOU BETTER WATCH YER TONE WITH ME
Bonnie: OH THAT IS IT PIRATE
Freddy: *holds Bonnie back* CALM DOWN BUNNY CALM THE HECK DOWN
Bonnie: Let me at him LET ME AT HIM
How those so-said "weirdos" see Freddy and Bonnie:
Freddy: *is drunk* Hey, Bonnie...my man, what do you say we...*crashes*
Bonnie: Uhhhhh, Freddy?
Freddy: *is clinging on Bonnie's leg like a kid* Ehe...ehehe...
Bonnie: CHICA! CAN YOU THROW THIS GUY IN THE BACKROOM
Chica: Sure.