Me: *swaggers all the way to office, whistling Salute by Little Mix*
Freddy: *powers on* Fran? You still work here?
Me: Duh. Where else do I earn enough money to pay for my WiFi bills?
Freddy: Uh, your job at Rarity's? And your job at Pinkamena's bakeshop? And-
Me: Shut up Fazf**k.
Freddy: WHAT DID CHU JUST CALL ME
Me: I said shut up, Faz****.
Freddy: I'M STILL SOMEHOW YOUR BOSS SO YOU BETT-
Me: Do you wanna die in a flaming ball of dark energy?
Freddy: No, uh, carry on.
Me: *walks to office*
*phone rings as soon as I enter the room*
Me: *picks up phone* Shmello?
Phone guy: Oh hey, you're still alive. Did the animatronics do wonky weird stuff last night?
Me: Why do you care?
Phone guy: Hang on, Vinny's here. Gotta go. *hang up*
Me: *puts on headphones* *watches Markiplier videos back at 2013*
Me: I prefer the quiet, clean, not-so-screamy Mark.
A few hours later...
*phone gets a low battery*
Me: Dammit. *pokes head out door* FOXY!! CAN I BORROW YOUR CHARGER AGAIN?!!!
Foxy: *from pirate cove* NO LASSIE!
Me: CHICA SAID YOU'RE FAT!!! *puts head back in* *takes secret box out* *open it*
Me: *stares blankly at the contents*
Chica: *slams head through window* HEY FRANNIE!!!! *creepy anticipating smile* DO YOU WANT SOME PEETZA?!!
Me: *throws brick at window*
Chica: OWIE *falls over*
Me: *looks at left door* Bon, I know you're there.
Bonnie: Come on. I definitely wasn't looking at what's inside your secret box.
Me: YOU SAW NOTHING. *hands Bonnie $20*
Bonnie: Okay.....FREDDY!! FRAN HAS SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO SHOW YOU!!!
Me: Why have you betrayed me...
Freddy: *pokes head in door* WHAT IS IT *excited creepy smile*
Me: This. *holds a hammer up*
Freddy: Okay I'm out. *goes back to stage*
Me: Go back to Fred or something already. And Chica, I can smell your burning pizza from here.
Chica: NU NOT MY PIZZA *runs to kitchen*
Bonnie: Eh, I'll go read some YOU X YOU-KNOW-WHO FANFIX
Me: DON'T YOU DARE
Bonnie: RACE YA TO THE STAGE
Me: *NIGHTMARE FORM* *flies straight to the stage* I win.
Bonnie: Come on I wanted to read so-
6 AM BELL
Me: I just wasted 6 hours of my life...
Bonnie: Imma go now...you should too.
