Irene: Hey everybody!! I'M IRENE!!! And, *looks around* I'm here to *whisper* tell you all of Fran's crushes...!
Becky: *slams hand on Irene's mouth* SHUT UP BA-
Chimera: REBECCA WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE CHESCKA IS WATCHING
Irene: *bites Beck's hand*
Becky: OW REE DONT DO THAT A-
Chimera: LANGUAGE
Irene: As I was saying-
Fran: NO *tackles Irene and traps her in a soundproof sphere of darkness*
Fran: DON'T LISTEN TO HER!! UH, SHE, UH...SHE'S LYING!!! I DON'T HAVE NO CRUSHES!!!
Becky: Your Wattpad description says otherwise.
Fran: I hate all of you. Especially you, Mera.
Chimera: Oh, of course. Another part of humanity I need to destroy.
Irene: *punches a hole in the sphere* FRANHASACRUSHON-
Fran: *plugs the hole*
Irene: *turns to ghost form* *floats through the sphere* FRANHASACRUSHONS-
Fran: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE FLOATY GHOST GIRL
Becky: *yanks Irene down*
Irene: *turns back to human form* YOU KNOW WHAT, *traps everyone in a huge bubble* FRAN, OUR HOST, HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON-
Jo: *makes loud chainsaw sounds for over thirty seconds to hide Fran's secret*
Irene: -AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, U-
Jo: *makes louder chainsaw noises*
Irene: -!!! AND NOW YOU KNOW WHO TO TEASE CUZ FRANKLY THEY ARE WEIRDOS FOR BEING FRAN'S CRUSHES!!!
Jo: *hits Irene with a chair knocking her out*
Fran: *breaks the bubble* THANKS JO
Jo: *thumbs up*
