1) I know how and I'm not afraid to use a chainsaw.
2) I know and am not afraid to kill people regardless of what weapon I'm gonna use.
3) I can torture you with my horrible voice.
4) I have a machete.
5) I'm not yet 18 so I can't be arrested according to law.
6) I bite.
7) I have a record for hitting people with hammers.
8) I have 2 books in the Twilight Saga.
9) I have experience on being a yandere.
10) I get scary when I'm ragey.
To witness the complete version, see my other book, A Million Ways to Torture Jackass Frostbutt and change Jackass Frosbutt to your name.
