Reasons why you should keep me away from rabbit holes

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1) I jump in hoping to find Wonderland.

2) I jump in hoping to find The Ruins.

3) I tend to throw stuff down there.

4) I slam my face in there, yelling, "I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE, MARY!!! I'M STILL MAD AT YOU!!!"

5) I may or may not shoot the hole with a rocket launcher, thus killing anything in there or causing an earthquake.

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